Why does nobody talk to me? Why is the sky blue? Why is the grass always greener on the other side? What is the other side? Is it the other side of the world? Why is the world round? Why can't earth be a cube? Why do I rant? Why are you reading this? Will you be my friend? If you want to be my friend then you have to dress up like spiderman on my birthday, you understand? In which case who do you like better Spiderman or Superman? Do you like them both or hate their guts? Now why would you hate Spiderman? What did he do to you? Do you just hate spiders or something? Why hate when you can love? Can you feel the love in the air? Well can you? Why can't you feel the love? Was it because Santa never gave you a bike? Why would you want a bike? Why not a flying monkey? Do you like monkeys? Did you know I was born on the year of the monkey? What year were you born in? Wait who cares about monkeys anyway. What am I talking about? Do you know? Or in that matter do I know?